Smoking on a plane…

Notice displayed on a plane:

There is no smoking in the cabin on this flight. There is also no smoking in the lavatories. If we see smoke coming from the lavatories, we will assume you are on fire and put you out. This is a free service we provide.

There are two smoking sections on this flight, one outside each wing exit.

We do have a movie in the smoking sections tonight … hold on, let me check what it is …

Oh here it is: the movie tonight is,,,

“Gone with the Wind”

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