The Lab Rabbit….

A rabbit escaped from the research laboratory where he had been born and bred. On his first taste of freedom, he met a group of wild rabbits frolicking in a field.

“Hi,” he said, introducing himself, “I’ve escaped from the laboratory and I’ve never been outside before. What do you rabbits do all day?”

“See that field over? they said. “It’s full of plump, juicy carrots. Care to try some?”

So they all went off and ate some carrots. “That was great,” said the escaped rabbit afterwards. “What else do you do?”

“See that field over? they said. “It’s full of fat lettuces. Care to try some?”

So they all went off and devoured the lettuces. “This is brilliant,” said the escaped rabbit afterwards. “I really love it out here in the wild”

“So are you going to stay with us?” they asked

“I’d really like to, but I must get back to the laboratory. I’m dying for a cigarette”

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